Notices & Status
One page holds the facts that matter about $KWONKEY. Everything else on this site is the show; this page is the record. It is updated the moment any line below changes, and nothing is announced anywhere until it is written here first.
Status ledger
Because nothing has launched, no price, market cap, holder count or peg figure exists either, and none is shown anywhere on this site. When a line above changes it changes here first, with the date.
How official announcements work
- A contract address, an account or a listing is official only once it appears on this page.
- On that day the buttons on the landing page open, pointing at the same verified addresses.
- Anything that appears elsewhere first — a chat message, a reply, a look-alike domain, a direct message offering early access — did not come from us.
If someone shows you a $KWONKEY contract address today, it is not ours. Check this page, and check the address bar: the only domain of this project is staystable.lol.
Character, satire and independence
Do Kwonkey is an original cartoon donkey wearing a shouting human head, drawn for this brand. The Paddock, its incident log and the Stay Stable game are fictional settings built around that character. The joke is aimed at an idea — confidence used as a substitute for a mechanism — and nothing on this site should be read as a statement of fact about the conduct of any real person or company.
This project is independent. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by or sponsored by any real person, company, protocol or stablecoin, and no one referred to by resemblance has had any part in it.
What $KWONKEY is, and is not
$KWONKEY is a community-culture token concept. It is not a stablecoin, it is not pegged or redeemable against anything, and it carries no promise of value, yield or return. Assets of this kind can lose all of their value quickly, and the character of this brand does not change that.
Nothing here is investment, legal or tax advice. If a token is ever launched, read what is published on this page and decide for yourself, with money you can afford to lose.
Keeping this page honest
Each change to the status ledger will be dated on this page, and old states are not silently overwritten. If a line here ever disagrees with something you saw elsewhere, this page is the one that counts.
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